New Years Resolution

If you have decided
You are overweight
And a diet is the solution
If you have decided
This should be
Your New Year’s resolution
Just listen to these facts
For just a moment
And then digest the information

Of all the people in Britain
There are more over weight people
Than there are average weight people
So overweight people
Are now the new average weight people
So job done, you have reached your target
You are no longer overweight
You have kept your New Years resolution
Have a cake to celebrate
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Curtis Avatar
January 4, 2011 at 1:08 AM
Thank you all
Tao Avatar
January 3, 2011 at 3:53 AM
Hi, Paul, Happy New Year and just keep fit!
A   Avatar
December 31, 2010 at 5:30 AM
Smiles to your resolution,,Pual,, and may you have a wonderful new year,..p.d.
Mehta Avatar
December 31, 2010 at 4:04 AM
Very wishful resolution one make it and get a great solace for being over weight. I enjoyed the humor and wit in the write, Paul
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