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If you have decided You are overweight And a diet is the solution If you have decided This should be Your New Year’s resolution Just listen to these facts For just a moment And then digest the information Of all the people in Britain There are more over weight people Than there are average weight people So overweight people Are now the new average weight people So job done, you have reached your target You are no longer overweight You have kept your New Years resolution Have a cake to celebrate

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Date: 1/4/2011 1:08:00 AM
Thank you all
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Date: 1/3/2011 3:53:00 AM
Hi, Paul, Happy New Year and just keep fit!
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Date: 12/31/2010 5:30:00 AM
Smiles to your resolution,,Pual,, and may you have a wonderful new year,..p.d.
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Date: 12/31/2010 4:04:00 AM
Very wishful resolution one make it and get a great solace for being over weight. I enjoyed the humor and wit in the write, Paul
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