New Words To Old Nursery Rhymes 3

Rub A Dub Dub "Entrepreneurs in vat scat." Humpty Dumpty "One jovial oval toppled over." Jack And Jill "Up a Tell there is a well that once gave rise to laughter. Till down the Tell a laddie fell whose head needs alabaster." Old King Cole "Merry monarch of ancient residence commanded music of chambered resonance." Sing A Song Of Six Pence "Chant this antiphony of a pecuniary sum. Four and twenty aviaries have have submitted to culinary fun. When this 3.1416 has been factored, these black demons will yodel. Isn't that a crazy thing to set before a noble?" Three Blind Mice "Rodents with ocular deficiency lost accouterments to culinary proficiency." Hi Diddle Diddle "Animal absurdities vent ludicrous proclivities."