New Words To Old Nursery Rhymes 3

Rub A Dub Dub
"Entrepreneurs in vat scat."

Humpty Dumpty
"One jovial oval toppled over."

Jack And Jill
"Up a Tell there is a well that once gave rise to laughter. Till down the Tell a laddie fell whose head needs alabaster."

Old King Cole
"Merry monarch of ancient residence commanded music of chambered resonance."

Sing A Song Of Six Pence
"Chant this antiphony of a pecuniary sum. Four and twenty aviaries have have submitted to culinary fun. When this 3.1416 has been factored, these black demons will yodel. Isn't that a crazy thing to set before a noble?"

Three Blind Mice
"Rodents with ocular deficiency lost accouterments to culinary proficiency."

Hi Diddle Diddle
"Animal absurdities vent ludicrous proclivities."
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Rodrigues Avatar
June 28, 2017 at 3:23 PM
A fun one...let's see my favorite is: Three blind Mice :)
Berggren Avatar
June 28, 2017 at 5:03 PM
Thanks Kim for reading my poem and making such an interesting comment. I like that one too.
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