New Pajamas Make Me Think

Large fuzzy pajamas with a hood Used to be for toddlers. Now I have them. They are getting rather worn. My zebra go-to-pajamas. My husband ordered me another pair. They are big enough to fit around me, thus they are about eighteen inches too long. If you do not know inches they are The bottom of a man’s shoe plus The bottom of a toddler’s shoe too long. I am debating how to fix this. I love the idea of having feet in them. My zebra zip up suit does not actually have The footie part. It is cut off at my ankles. I think I will pretend I am a knee surgeon, Cut them off, shorten them, and then Reattach. Which makes me wonder. If I get my knees replaced, Can we use a 3-D printer and make me longer leg bones so I can be Six foot tall instead of five foot two and a fourth? If I was I would not have to add the fourth.