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New Pajamas Make Me Think

Large fuzzy pajamas with a hood
Used to be for toddlers.
Now I have them.
They are getting rather worn.
My zebra go-to-pajamas.

My husband ordered me another pair.
They are big enough to fit around me, thus
they are about eighteen inches too long.
If you do not know inches they are 
The bottom of a man’s shoe plus
The bottom of a toddler’s shoe too long.

I am debating how to fix this.
I love the idea of having feet in them.
My zebra zip up suit does not actually have
The footie part. It is cut off at my ankles.
I think I will pretend I am a knee surgeon,
Cut them off, shorten them, and then
Reattach.

Which makes me wonder.
If I get my knees replaced, 
Can we use a 3-D printer and make
me longer leg bones so I can be
Six foot tall instead of five foot two
and a fourth? If I was I would not have to add the fourth.

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Date: 3/14/2019 3:36:00 AM
Hahahahaha! That's soo cute.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 3/14/2019 8:52:00 AM
I want height in my next lifetime, I want to be at least 9 foot tall.
Date: 3/13/2019 11:44:00 PM
This was great, especially, "an we use a 3-D printer and make me longer leg bones so I can be Six foot tall instead of five foot two and a fourth?"
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 3/14/2019 8:53:00 AM
I am so ready to look down on people and glare.