New Clothes Old Woes

While trying to zip up my pants, I had to take on that “stantz” Of sucking in my big gut and bending just the right way; Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that éclair the other day! Before I try on these clothes, I try to think of a pose, That sexy way this will make me look or feel, But I remember that I’ve had three kids and think, “Get Real!” I go exercise at the gym, I want to be slim and trim, I see all the hunks working out on the bars, While I’m tilting the steering wheel up on my cars. I need to give you all some alerts! Stressed spelled backwards is desserts! I really don’t think it’s a mistake! It’s getting to be all I can take! While I hide all my fat, And make excuses for all of that, my man brings me roses & candy and lights candles, And tells me he loves all my rolls and love handles!