Never Rescue a Cat From a Tree

Never Rescue a Cat From a Tree

By Elton Camp

The cat has climbed a tree and can’t descend
Unless you help it, the cat has reached its end
That is what the neighbor woman fearfully bade
When she approached you, tearfully seeking aid

When such a request as this you come to hear,
Tell the old lady that she has nothing to fear
Soon out of the tree the cat will sure be gone
For when it gets hungry, it’ll come on its own

And if doubt or hesitation in her you detect,
Then her mistaken thinking you have to correct
“Just how many cat skeletons did you ever see
That, of a starved cat, are hanging up in a tree?”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Gorelick Avatar
May 28, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Ive never seen a cat skeleton in a tree..but have seen countless videos of " rescues"..loved your piece. BG
Wayne Avatar
May 28, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Very clever and funny.
Camp Avatar
May 28, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Michael, Thanks for reading and taking time to comment. Elton
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