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Never Dream Within a Dream

-honestly...I have no clue why...- As I began to rest in my fickle dream Suddenly I was stirred from my sleep I was greeted by many a whisker And petulant snores from my sister The cat mewed ferociously and purred For there on the other side of the window—was a bird! It chirped like a wobbly siren—the ***! And I swear by my bosom it was pecking the glass Suddenly, I sprang up in alarm I swear my bosom was gone! The cat then motioned at the feathered brat For her bright breasts seemed extra fat Of course it wouldn’t have been that But I couldn’t just blame the cat! I opened the window only a crack And asked very kindly, “May I have my breasts back?” Such pride she attained from my bosom Yet why? –how would she use ‘em!? The mockingbird merely turned a goodbye But the stolen twins were too heavy to fly! She plopped to the ground and squawked I would have laughed, but I was shocked! The cat scratched at the window and with her eyes Said, “Prithee, take your breasts—she’s mine!” Before I could think I had fallen to the ground To a booming, most terrible sound! My eyes then opened to a cat on my head As the booming sound continued from my sister’s bed

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Date: 9/24/2014 8:54:00 PM
Breast be a burden bliss and boon. Dreams can be so very paranormal in releying the most normal booms and busts Laura. Xool poem. J.A.B.
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Date: 1/4/2014 5:37:00 AM
Now this was quite clever. Flowed effortlessly and was well-expressed and well-executed. Loved this piece, Laura :)
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Date: 9/9/2013 1:04:00 AM
you made my i know why Dan clearly mentioned after collaborating with you laura..u can take away anyone's breath...great poetess ...cheers..
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Date: 8/30/2013 6:38:00 PM
haha awesome. Read this before and we talked about it. very comical and creative. quite excellent. --Becca
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Date: 8/26/2013 6:27:00 PM
your creativity is showing...
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Date: 8/23/2013 10:05:00 AM
Chuckling dear you are a riot! The images you planted in my head may cause me to have dreams as bizarre as, Awesome write! Hugs
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Date: 8/20/2013 5:57:00 PM
It's very funny but lol also disturbing in some ways but I love the your visual imagagery of it. pretty cool girl.
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Date: 8/14/2013 4:26:00 AM
Hahaha.......................... ! enjoyed this sweet and cute poem of yours !! Always , Saanvi ;)))
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Date: 8/9/2013 11:38:00 PM
This is very , very cute Laura,,, it reminded me of when myself and two sister slept in our king size bed as kids.;}
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Date: 8/9/2013 7:14:00 PM
This narrative piece I did enjoy perusing thoroughly Laura.Its a bit on the commical side I do agree but it was excellently crafted to form a most enjoyable read.Loved it much,so a 7 from me all the way.
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Date: 8/9/2013 12:11:00 AM
LAURA! LAURA! What a funny, cute, adorable write! I came here thinking you'd have something on you've quoted a part of his poem, but this....this is hilarious! ;) Those twins sure did give birdie a hard time! ;) Hugs, girl!
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Date: 8/8/2013 11:25:00 PM
Ha-ha..... :o0 I've got to Fav this one!
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Date: 8/8/2013 3:21:00 PM
Great comical visuals mixed with some whimsical outrageous wit gave me smiles all the way through :) Terrific
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Date: 8/8/2013 11:57:00 AM
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Date: 8/8/2013 8:17:00 AM
Cute story told in poetic rhythm..enjoyed reading this morn..Great imagination..Thanks for the visit to my work..Sara
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Date: 8/7/2013 6:32:00 PM
Great stuff. You are definitely abreast of the situation and on top on it! ;}. Too funny. And damn great writing. Bravo! Kilmer
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Laura Breidenthal
Date: 8/7/2013 6:47:00 PM
Date: 8/7/2013 3:02:00 PM
HA!....Oh mercy...that was insanely good! You nailed it, Laura. I hope you are well...busy here!!
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Date: 8/7/2013 1:50:00 PM
oh my gosh, this is SO ridiculous that it's really FUNNY. I thought my words as birds limerick was ridiculous, but now I have met my match. hahaha. I LOVE this one!!!
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Date: 8/7/2013 9:16:00 AM
Holy crap this was nuts! =D Wonderful lines!
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Date: 8/6/2013 9:16:00 PM
This one's an absolute HOOT! Got a huge kick out of it! Love ya! Big hugs, Jack xoxox
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