Never Bug the Ug Wug

Never bug the Ug Wug, or he’ll be bugging you. He lives inside a cold dark cave near Douglas Avenue. Some people say they’ve seen him swimming in the tide. Spinning in a whirlpool, he’s quite preoccupied. Never bug the Ug Wug. Please leave him alone. He’s been around since Water Street was laid with cobblestone. Some say he’s prehistoric, half-lizard and half-seal. He’ll look at you with big red eyes and make you his next meal. Never bug the Ug Wug, especially not in Spring When gasperaux are on the move in an endless string. He’s gluttonous and greedy with a massive appetite. When it comes to empty bellies, he’s very impolite. Never bug the Ug Wug. He’s faster than you think. He’ll swallow you in one large gulp as quick as you can blink. When thunder rumbles high above; when rapids race below, Don’t let yourself be swept away in the undertow. Never bug the Ug Wug. He’s why the Falls reverse. The Saint John River is afraid of this antiquated curse. If you’re fishing in the current, and you feel a stubborn tug, It better be a big striped bass, and not old Mister Ug ……. Wug!