Never Bet On a Unicorn

Whether you are betting on win, place, or show, there is one important thing you should know. Anyone with enough sense since the day they were born, would never place a wager on a unicorn. If you are at the racetrack to spend the day, this is the number one thing I will say: In any of the races from one to eight, betting on a unicorn would not be too great. Even if the jockey has a successful reputation, his winning should not be in anticipation. If unicorns are racing, cross them off your list. The simple reason why is they do not exist.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Eastman Avatar
October 8, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Do not exist? Shame on you... Tho come to think of it... never seen any.
Mannan Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 12:29 AM
Many congrats Robert for this wonderful win.
Brown Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Congratulations on your super win in P.D.'s "Unicorn" contest Robert. Love, Carol
Liwayway Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Congrats Robert..cheers!!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 10:33 AM
so cruel to dash her hopes so but she obviously didn't mind congrats Robert xx
Roberts Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 10:10 AM
cute rhyme Robert , congrats on your win in P.D.'s contest ( and yes I have to get past this writers block and write something, thank you for noticing)
Onclaud Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 9:14 AM
congrats on your fine win, robert.. nice take on the theme..:) huggs
A   Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 7:31 AM
Robert, :-)~. Congratulations, with my Unicorn Birthday Poem... Ain't I just a greedy one..LOL.. love always~ The Poet Sweet Destroyer ~
Dufresne Avatar
March 8, 2012 at 6:59 AM
Robert, that last line is the worst news I've had since I heard that Santa Clause didn't exist! I always thought that if a unicorn did exist and was in a race, I would bet heavily on him because what horse in their right mind would want to be in front of him?!! : ) enjoyed the reverie
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