Never Bet On a Unicorn
Whether you are betting on win, place, or show,
there is one important thing you should know.
Anyone with enough sense since the day they were born,
would never place a wager on a unicorn.
If you are at the racetrack to spend the day,
this is the number one thing I will say:
In any of the races from one to eight,
betting on a unicorn would not be too great.
Even if the jockey has a successful reputation,
his winning should not be in anticipation.
If unicorns are racing, cross them off your list.
The simple reason why is they do not exist.
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2012
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