Never a Bride

I’m not like all the other cards
Here in this old deck
I haven’t got a partner
My life’s a total wreck
I saw two bathing beauties
And even two doughboys
Two doctors and two lawyers
And two kids with their toys
Two cowboys and two cowgirls
Two kings and two queens
Two of almost everything 
And everyone it seems
If you’ve got two, you’d like to hold them
If one, you’d like to trade
But pray that you don’t pick me
You don’t want this Old Maid

For Paula Swanson’s contest – pick a card
5/24/11
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Congratulations on your win in Paula's "Pick A Card"contest Mike. Love, Carol
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June 7, 2011 at 8:29 AM
Congrats Mike on your win with this funny write...
Devonshire Avatar
June 6, 2011 at 9:46 AM
LOL This is really funny (and true at the same time). Can relate to the Old Maid, Mike. Congratulations on your success in Paula's contest! Love, Carolyn
Devonshire Avatar
June 6, 2011 at 9:46 AM
LOL This is really funny (and true at the same time). Can relate to the Old Maid, Mike. Congratulations on your success in Paula's contest! Love, Carolyn
Sweetheart Avatar
June 6, 2011 at 8:27 AM
Congrats Mike on your HM in Paula's contest with this unique write .. enjoy special honor for special words with luv..
Flach Avatar
May 27, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Very creative, Mike. Should do well in the contest - Paula seems to like folks who get creative within the framework of her themes. Nicely done. Joe
Sweetheart Avatar
May 24, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Super clever creation Mike .. good luck in the contest.. great flavor and energy luv..
Dey Avatar
May 24, 2011 at 5:25 PM
TO ME A LITTLE DIFFICULT...BUT COULD FEEL WHAT YOU SAY.LOVED "But pray that you don’t pick me"...FABULOUS DEAR!
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