Neighbor With a Gun

I had a neighbor who had some
mental instability concerns
Whether he was a threat to us
we were unable to discern
He would have a fire burning
in the middle of the night
and shoot off his gun night or day
and much to our and our 
neighbors dismay
Someone called the police
just to have it on record
not knowing his potential to
hassle and heckle
One day I heard several shots
pop--pop--pop--pop
I told my husband and he
said " call the cops,  
he's at it again !! "
As I was ready to dial 911
I remembered I had popcorn
in the microwave oven !!

 ( True story )
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 10:28 PM
Hahahahah! Awesome! I am fiendishly entertained: 7
Bennett Avatar
February 11, 2017 at 8:09 AM
TY you Maureen !!
Hoffman Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 5:12 PM
Lol, that is a riot Jeanie…thank God it was just your popcorn though! Thanks for another chuckle!~Che :)
Bennett Avatar
February 11, 2017 at 8:08 AM
Ty Cheryl--xoxo
Godwin Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 5:00 PM
Absolutely love it and totally understand. That is one hiliarious scenario I haven't experienced yet. VERY funny, I enjoyed it so much, Jeanie. Oh, Wow. Still laughing. All the best ... CayCay
Bennett Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 8:31 PM
Thanx CAYCAY--felt like an idiot--thankful I came to my senses before doing 911 !! Jeanie xoxo
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace