Neighbor Dog

Poor neighbors dog poor neighbors dog. Neighbor comes out of his house wonders whats wrong face concerned. For his dog paces back and forth lowers his rear closer and closer to the ground and.... unsuccessful. Over and over he tried again. Poor neighbors dog. Cheddar cheese at the crime scene neighbor finds to his surprise. Cleans it up. Walks away happy its been resolved. Never again will his dog be stopped up. Two weeks later: dog pacing his cage trying and trying but to his owners dismay... unsuccessful. Again. An older man found sneaking away with a sweet smile on his face in the early dawn, half running, half limping away. Chunks of cheese falling out of his pocket... Jumps up the porch runs in the door: "Dad, where were you at so early?"