Chris Green Poet Rhyme

Nefarious Nursery Rhyme

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
And what a nice tuffet indeed
 
Along came a spider
Sat down beside her
Said, “hey babe, you’re something I need”
 
She set down her food
And thought, Damn, how rude
This insect thinks he is Prince Charming
 
He crawled to her thigh
With a wink of his eye
Gave a laugh at his thoughts so alarming
 
The closer he got
It became quite hot
His tiny heart rapidly beating
 
With a swipe of her hand
She ended his plan
Yelling, “Get lost, can’t you see I’m eating?”

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Cheryl Hoffman November 23, 2016 at 8:40 PM This is a riot Chris; thank God she didn't have arachnophobia!:) Chris Green November 25, 2016 at 8:57 AM That's for sure! :) Thanks so much Cheryl.

John Lawless November 23, 2016 at 2:52 PM now that's funny Chris, I Miss Muffet keeps eating her curds and whey there's no telling how big her tuffet will get Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 3:17 PM Yeah, just the other day she asked me, "Does this blue gingham dress make my tuffet look fat?" I didn't answer. :) Thanks so much my friend. I am happy you liked this one.

Janice Canerdy November 23, 2016 at 2:22 PM A 7 for this poem that make me laugh out loud, Chris--very creative! Janice Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 3:16 PM No problem my friend, I make enough of them for the both of us. :) Thanks for the comment Janice, I am thrilled this one made you laugh. Janice Canerdy November 23, 2016 at 2:25 PM Excuse typo--I meant maDe! Janice

Charmaine Chircop November 23, 2016 at 1:13 PM Lol...Funny indeed..It made my day ..Actually my night :). Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 1:26 PM I am happy I made you laugh and made your night Charmaine. Thanks so very much my friend. :)

Nette Onclaud November 23, 2016 at 12:56 PM hilarious, chris.. i like how it's the spider who got the scare... huggs Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:59 PM Thanks so much Nette, I learned a long time ago, never bother a woman when she is eating. : ) Now the spider knows that too.

Heidi Sands November 23, 2016 at 12:40 PM Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Chris. Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:54 PM :) Thank you Heidi.

Paloma P November 23, 2016 at 12:21 PM Miss Muffet was sure feeling her oats. :) Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:29 PM Well, I think it was Curds and Whey, but oats sounds good too. :) Thanks so much Paloma, I am happy you liked this one

Heidi Sands November 23, 2016 at 12:18 PM LOL . Funny one Chris. ! Sorry, I haven't been here to comment on all your poetry. I am having a heck of a time with a broken computer (allows me moments at a time) , among other things. Hope all is well :) Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:31 PM Hey there my sweet friend, I was wondering where you have been, I have missed you and your beautiful poetry. Thanks so much for stopping by for this little bit a humor today. I hope you get your computer problem fixed soon. Oh..Happy Thanksgiving in case I don't see you.

Christy Stover November 23, 2016 at 12:11 PM lmao! I love it! Made me think of a couple boyfriends I had in my teen years. lol Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:32 PM Did they have 8 legs? :) Thanks so much Christy, just spitting out a little humor for the day. I appreciate your visit and nice comments always.

DM Babbit November 23, 2016 at 11:54 AM Nice! Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:32 PM Thank so very much DM.

Alexis Y. November 23, 2016 at 11:52 AM Lol! Chris, this is so darn funny. I literally laughed out loud! You and Jan are good at these nursery rhyme rewrites. I can't wait until you do another. Well done. A Big seven: -)Alexis Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:33 PM Thanks so much my sweet friend. I am thrilled this one made you laugh. I haven't read Jan's that I know of but I will fix that shortly.

Jan Allison November 23, 2016 at 11:11 AM ha ha ha this is hilarious - i wrote a few parodies of nursery rhymes this is heaps better:-) hugs Jan xx Chris Green November 23, 2016 at 12:34 PM Thanks Jan for your encouraging comment and I don't know about that. Care to share a few titles with me, I'd love to read them.