Naughty Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb The birth was quite a sensation It should go down in the history books She needed a lot of sedation Pinocchio had a very long nose It grew when telling a lie Geppetto couldn't keep it from growing No matter how hard he tried Three little piggies went tripping along To the butcher, they were the target Who was bent on chopping these piggies up To sell 'em at the local market Baa baa black sheep have you any wool Of course the answer is yes They're sheep, that's a real silly question Three bags full would be my guess Jack be nimble, Jack be quick At my age, you must be jazzing me It's been a long time since I was nimble or quick Was probably just a wee tike of three Georgie Porgie pudding and pie The current trend is over eating No wonder obesity is rampant in the world Bad habits our kids we've been teaching Mary had a little lamb She also had a goat Mary's been messing with the animals again Naughty Mary, I here doth quote

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Date: 12/30/2022 7:17:00 AM
love the new picture Jack. Shows that cheeky grin.. Loved the poems too.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/30/2022 7:27:00 AM
A devlish grin eh! LOL Coz I'm a devii!!! More fun that way! Yaahoo! Love from here to there! XOX
Date: 12/30/2022 6:49:00 AM
LOL........... thought that lamb Mary had, her father shot it dead, and now it goes to school with her between two hunks of bread.
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Date: 12/30/2022 7:09:00 AM
Sounds like you had a litttle fun with these! Hope you are in for a good weekend dear Wendy! XOX
Date: 12/29/2022 4:25:00 AM
Oh, OH....Mary had a little lamb....and mashed potatoes too......
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2022 4:29:00 AM
LOL yummy yummy! Great combination! Cheers!
Date: 12/29/2022 4:22:00 AM
Kids will love these Jack. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/29/2022 4:26:00 AM
As well as some older folks! Cheers!
Date: 12/29/2022 4:15:00 AM
Hickory hickory dock three mice ran up the clock the clock struck one the others escaped the clock was never apprehended
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Date: 12/29/2022 4:22:00 AM
Actually the clock struck one but got away with just minor injuries! Aww so sad! Have a good lunch! (5 hours, you know)
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