Name Calling In Restaurants

Name Calling in Restaurants By Elton Camp Writing a nickname on a customer check Is a way good customer relations to wreck “Ching and Chang” is what one café wrote The Asian patrons came to see that note “Fat Girls,” the server dared to type in That’s when customer outrage did begin However, what if it was the other way around A nickname for the server on the check found So working from experience, this poem will try To suggest names that accurately could apply The server’s hair it easily might curl If designated as “Dirty Uniform Girl” Another waitress name that dignity assails Is to write, “Woman With Dirty Nails” This truthful name she also should fear “The flirty ***** who calls me dear” The server also would protest the mean rat Who names her, “Are you working on that” The waiter, who to say it, is enough unwise Well might not like the alias, “You guys” And most any server is going to flip Seeing the nickname, “Deserves no tip”