Naked and Fat

for I long to be thin yet where do I begin can't even get to the gym wear a heros smile still know all the great while having many bounce to the ounce with the cushion for my pushing got one foot in heaven while the other is in hell but I truly got a good story to tell when I was young I used to be skinny & wise souped up six pack and learned to relax playing my guitar in the cellar although those many years have passed still I have every bit of reason to grasp I'm a fat man who drinks a lot of soda watching late night flicks such as Rhoda but let me grasp hold of a pen and a paper nor stereo to caper me and Eric B with a great plate full of fish sorry that I missed to try to burst your bubble I'm in the game trying to stay out of trouble yet make my Martini strong like right on the double not since Fred with Barney Rubble life is filled with twists and turns one soul soars while the other soon to be burned the thin philosophy killed Karen Carpenter in her Anorexia when I was young making love was for fun now those days are done need to relax then bask in the vast expanse as the disco ball onto the no it all who has perfected his game I'm happy to be naked & fat although soon it may give me a heart attack falling apart at the seams with evil means yet everyhting is clean while I live in a land so very mean getting loose on my caboose its the hour of power may have to take it all in with a cold shower over and over like the over the shoulder bolder holder