My Willy Has a Temperature

I am worried but I think I'm being silly, every morning I wake up with a temperature in my Willy, It's always boiling hot as well as very very tense, it always sneezes lots of snot and the sneezing is intense, it always sleeps and cools as soon as the sneezing ends, but what worries me the most my friends, the snot is a similar volume and is dense, every morning I wake up it's full of snot again, I cancelled a date at the weekend to rest and help it mend, when I woke up in the morning it was ill and angry to no end, I massage and I massage and each massage more intense, sad because it keeps me single when I could have a girlfriend. I feel it must be nursed hour after hour before the bells can ring out from the towers the sun will shine when gardens are with flowers, the struggle is mine to endure but I have the power the young will think these words of mine make no sense, but all men will one day in life go through this experience, for some of you confusing lingo is a consequence if you don't understand by now, it's rude and may cause offence