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My way

And now as I hold her near
I turn and draw the bedroom curtain
She made what she wants so clear 
She's going to get it tonight for certain
I'm to be a raging bull 
and ravish her not in a shy way 
I'm to drive her into the erotic abyss 
By doing it my way 

Regrets, There have been so few
but the chocolate sauce I'd better mention 
You were supposed to lick not chew 
That's why I'm full of apprehension 
but what a night on the golf course
and the hard shoulder of the highway
After just one romantic kiss 
We did it my way . 

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew 
When I needed a minute or two 
but you didn't have to pout 
Like a sour faced old trout 
because I was soon standing straight and tall
and did it my way . 

We've loved , we've laughed and cried 
My rigidity I was losing 
With passing years stamina subsides 
and you find that so amusing 
Is that it ? I hear you say 
In your own demanding way 
Oh no , Oh no ''cos after a cup of tea''
We'll do it my way . 

For what is a man , What has he got 
If he can't do it twice on the trot 
Wear your dress whenever he feels 
Practice wearing your high heels 
The record shows I love sucking toes 
and I did it my way .

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 6/14/2014 4:36:00 PM
hilarious sweety naughty write... :D giggles.. :D
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Date: 6/13/2014 9:26:00 AM
this had some awesome lines in it, Darren. The chocolate, the toes, you DO do it your way and you are naughty but in such a sweet way!! gotta get to work now. Glad you had a new post up for me to see.
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Date: 6/12/2014 12:13:00 PM
ohh, this is naughty, frankie.. i mean, darren... i am floored by your wit; superb!.. huggs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/12/2014 5:50:00 PM
LOL Nette and now you can see why I LOVE working with this man ! hugs as ever Jan xxx
Date: 6/11/2014 2:30:00 PM
Am crying with laughter here Darren - amazing my friend! Hugs as ever Jan xxxxx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/11/2014 2:41:00 PM
Will add it to my ever growing list of favourites for when i need a giggle - I hope now people will know the naughty element of Jadazzle United isn't me - but I guess you can now claim working with me inspired you to write this way so I can't win can I.!!!!! Hugs as ever my special friend. Jan xxxxx
Date: 6/11/2014 8:41:00 AM
Love it Darren. You did it to the music.. Very creative.
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