My Stupid Nephew

(This is a fictional poem) My nephew is as stupid as he can be. I asked him to make me some pea soup and he made it out of pee. When I told him about the Greek formula for Pie, he thought I was talking about dessert. While he worked at a CD store, a lady asked for KISS and he kissed her in front of her husband and my nephew got hurt. When a customer asked for Ice T, he told him that they didn't have what he wants. He told him if he wants ice tea, to go to a restaurant. When the boss found out about this, he got pretty sore. He kicked my nephew's ### and he doesn't work there anymore. My sister told him to get her some C batteries and he tried to find some batteries in the sea. This poor boy has the IQ of a tree.