My Stupid Mum

Why did she get that degree in Fine Arts, Oh what a like total Loser. It won’t do her any good. And that time when the neighbours house burnt down, She let the 5 kids stay with us until the house was rebuilt. I had to share my bedroom. What a loser Mum. I remember that time when our Labrador, Jess, was having 6 pups and was suffering with the birth. Mum stayed up all night to care for her and the pups. I mean what a total loser Mum. Even my 21st. I had a few drinks with my mates and I feel asleep on the front lawn. She put a “Spiderman” blanket over me. All the neighbours laughed at me. What a total loser Mum. That time she climb the old maple tree and recued the tabby cat.Why did she do that? Loser Mum. I don’t understand why she was such a loser.