My Smelly Feet

When day draws to a close
I shall smell a rose
The scent of my feet
Isn’t nearly as sweet
And rather offends my nose.

In fact they’re so bad
They’d make a rat gag
I’ll only wear sandals
Around scented candles
Which is really quite a drag.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Rodrigues Avatar
February 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Too funny
Andrews Avatar
March 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Thank you, Kim. Cheers, Paul.
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