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My Sexy Other Wife

By the time you read this You may think I’m insane But I have to lay it out So you can see it clear and plain My wife, my true love, Her name is Jane She is perfect in every way And just as insane She has the qualities that Every man would desire But to her I am the only one That she wants to admire You think J Lo’s figure is somewhat tasty? And her main feature, to men would be her ass But my Jane excels and makes J Lo look cheap Jane’s ass and perky breast, Ooh Lord, they have class She loves me like a miser loves money She drips with sexuality, sweeter than honey Oh this woman of mine almost broke my back Six times I thought I was going to have a heart attack So you may say get a life But this is my tribute to my sexy wife She is, everything to me She is the sister of Glen My good, my best imaginary friend

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/13/2011 6:45:00 PM
Did your wife read this? Keeping secrets again in that imagination of yours. A great write Sid with a neat twist at the end.
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Date: 12/11/2010 5:19:00 PM
Hmmm, imaginary friend means imaginary wife??? HMMMM. the wife you really want? Very interesting one here. congrats on your win, Sidney. Loved the next to last stanza. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/15/2010 9:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Sidney in Linda-Marie's contest "One in a Million". Love, Carol
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Date: 11/14/2010 8:32:00 AM
Oh, you had me going with the sensual description of your wife, Sidney. Then I got to the last two lines and had a great laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/11/2010 11:19:00 AM
Congrats, Sid. Excellent entry. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 11/10/2010 11:30:00 PM
Sidney...congrats on well deserved win ......... Luv/best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/10/2010 5:27:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Sidney
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Date: 11/9/2010 5:41:00 PM
Congratulation Sidney on your success in Linda's inspiring Contest. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/9/2010 5:05:00 PM
My congratulations on your win in the contest, Sidney! Very nice tribute to your lovely wife. Love, Audrey
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Date: 11/9/2010 4:01:00 PM
Congrats Sidney on your success in my One in a Million contest with this fantastic piece .. this entry was in a class all its own .. enjoy and thankxx for supporting my contests always with luv..
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Date: 11/2/2010 9:47:00 AM
Enjoyed reading about Jane and Glen again... you are back in the game!! witty writes.
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Date: 11/1/2010 3:07:00 PM
Made me smile...thanks for that
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Date: 11/1/2010 1:28:00 PM
Sweet tribute to your sexy wife, Sidney. Keep the loving strong. Have a great week.
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Date: 11/1/2010 12:50:00 PM
Very dark and humorous expressions with passions, Sydney
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