My Sexy Other Wife

By the time you read this 
You may think I’m insane
But I have to lay it out
So you can see it clear and plain

My wife, my true love, 
Her name is Jane
She is perfect in every way 
And just as insane

She has the qualities that 
Every man would desire
But to her I am the only one
That she wants to admire

You think J Lo’s figure is somewhat tasty?
And her main feature, to men would be her ass
But my Jane excels and makes J Lo look cheap
Jane’s ass and perky breast, Ooh Lord, they have class

She loves me like a miser loves money
She drips with sexuality, sweeter than honey
Oh this woman of mine almost broke my back
Six times I thought I was going to have a heart attack

So you may say get a life
But this is my tribute to my sexy wife
She is, everything to me 
She is the sister of Glen
My good, my best imaginary friend
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Wesley Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Did your wife read this? Keeping secrets again in that imagination of yours. A great write Sid with a neat twist at the end.
Dietrich Avatar
December 11, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Hmmm, imaginary friend means imaginary wife??? HMMMM. the wife you really want? Very interesting one here. congrats on your win, Sidney. Loved the next to last stanza. LUv, Andrea
Brown Avatar
November 15, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Congratulations on your win Sidney in Linda-Marie's contest "One in a Million". Love, Carol
Devonshire Avatar
November 14, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Oh, you had me going with the sensual description of your wife, Sidney. Then I got to the last two lines and had a great laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
Taylor Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 11:19 AM
Congrats, Sid. Excellent entry. Nice going. Ralph
Mehta Avatar
November 10, 2010 at 11:30 PM
Sidney...congrats on well deserved win ......... Luv/best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
Mehta Avatar
November 10, 2010 at 5:27 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Sidney
Freeman Avatar
November 9, 2010 at 5:41 PM
Congratulation Sidney on your success in Linda's inspiring Contest. Agape, Moses
Haick Avatar
November 9, 2010 at 5:05 PM
My congratulations on your win in the contest, Sidney! Very nice tribute to your lovely wife. Love, Audrey
Sweetheart Avatar
November 9, 2010 at 4:01 PM
Congrats Sidney on your success in my One in a Million contest with this fantastic piece .. this entry was in a class all its own .. enjoy and thankxx for supporting my contests always with luv..
Culverhouse Avatar
November 2, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Enjoyed reading about Jane and Glen again... you are back in the game!! witty writes.
Falotico Avatar
November 1, 2010 at 3:07 PM
Made me smile...thanks for that
Hilliker Avatar
November 1, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Sweet tribute to your sexy wife, Sidney. Keep the loving strong. Have a great week.
Mehta Avatar
November 1, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Very dark and humorous expressions with passions, Sydney
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