My Rotten Nephew

My nephew is living with me and he's a pain. I tell my brother that I like him but sadly I feign. He drinks most of my whiskey and then waters it down. I guess I won't be getting drunk while this jerk is around. I want to throw him out but I owe a favor to my brother. He has four sons, I hope I don't get stuck with another. My nephew takes leaks in my sink and takes dumps in my plants. He's a bastard and now you understand why I rant. He eats all of my food and sleeps with my wife. I hope that I don't get stuck with this jerk for life. My life is so crappy and I don't know if I can take much more. If you see your nephew coming, you'd better lock your doors. (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)