My Poor Overnight Guests

I am a little bit of a trickster It has to be said A wee bit mischievous Somewhat bonkers in the head Friends came to stay the night So l played a cheeky joke Showed them to their room Explained all for when they woke I mentioned if they needed the loo In the middle of the night No need to stumble in the dark We do this and its works a delight I bent down and pulled out from under their bed An vintage enamel handled pee-pot….full of wee Initial awkward horror followed by hysterical laughter As it was a pee pot full of apple juice you see!