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Dressing Things Up
Up things he always seems to be dressing;
Using poor vernacular when expressing,
And Trump to go there is no telling how far
Dancing around in circle seems to spar
With many new lunatics now is nesting.
Inundated With Ignorance
With much ignorance he was inundated
Having a possibility that was predicated
On when most popular once had a voice
Who had been a brilliant, reliable choice
Can you believe with us he prevaricated.
Waited for a While Longer
What if longer he waited for a while;
Compiled figures before going on trial;
Ended up going on an encyclical
Heading towards disaster being despicable
"T" for Trump had to dial and again dial.
Possible and Probable
Was possible and probable we can predict
That Trump has become a complete lunatic
After he became obnoxious and outrageous
Proved that his personality was contagious
Driving people crazy and making them sick.
Either Fair Or Unfair
Was never quite sure if being fair or unfair
If I had been a idiot who always did declare
Did decide based on inconclusive suggestion
His mind was overflowing with congestion
For nostrils had been extremely hard to bare.
(Side affect of medicine he is taking that
promotes his orange hair.)
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC 28422
I take it back. This is my longest limerick.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017
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