My Pick Up Line

"May I have your autograph please? You are Drew Barrymore*, aren't you?"

(*Or, any other resembling actress -
The response always is the same, with pouting lips:)

"Aw, you are cho chweet! Thank youuuuu!"


"Your best Pick Up line" contest by Judy Konos
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Dietrich Avatar
May 4, 2015 at 4:03 PM
cho chweet!! that is funny. What accent is that? love it, Abdul. My captcha reads XXX!
Mandani Avatar
May 6, 2015 at 12:06 PM
XXX! Am I missing 'chamthing? 666!!!!!!! maybe?!
Gorelick Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:28 PM
Clever, I like it! BG
Nunez Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 7:03 PM
LOL! Henceforth, PS women have been properly advised. Goodluck! :)
Mandani Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 7:19 PM
Aw, you are cho chweet, Kim Kardashian!
Curtis Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 6:45 PM
Or you could try, "Did you drop this hundred dollar bill", of course this could cost you a few bucks, before actually maintaining a conversation with the focus of you attentions. LOL
Mandani Avatar
May 6, 2015 at 12:04 PM
A hundred dollar bill? Are you crazy? I wouldn't ever drop a dollar bill!! Well, I guess, that's why I am never successful. Couldn't get a gal, man!
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 6:35 PM
nice one Abdul - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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