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My Pick Up Line

"May I have your autograph please? You are Drew Barrymore*, aren't you?" (*Or, any other resembling actress - The response always is the same, with pouting lips:) "Aw, you are cho chweet! Thank youuuuu!" "Your best Pick Up line" contest by Judy Konos

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/4/2015 4:03:00 PM

cho chweet!! that is funny. What accent is that? love it, Abdul. My captcha reads XXX!

Abdul Malik
Date: 5/6/2015 12:06:00 PM

XXX! Am I missing 'chamthing? 666!!!!!!! maybe?!

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 5/1/2015 10:28:00 PM

Clever, I like it! BG

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/1/2015 7:03:00 PM

LOL! Henceforth, PS women have been properly advised. Goodluck! :)

Abdul Malik
Date: 5/1/2015 7:19:00 PM

Aw, you are cho chweet, Kim Kardashian!

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 5/1/2015 6:45:00 PM

Or you could try, "Did you drop this hundred dollar bill", of course this could cost you a few bucks, before actually maintaining a conversation with the focus of you attentions. LOL

Abdul Malik
Date: 5/6/2015 12:04:00 PM

A hundred dollar bill? Are you crazy? I wouldn't ever drop a dollar bill!! Well, I guess, that's why I am never successful. Couldn't get a gal, man!

Jan Allison

Date: 5/1/2015 6:35:00 PM

nice one Abdul - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xxx