My Own Pet Parrot Bought Accidentally

It was a rabbit auction and I was dragged in Not wanting to be harsh but when does it begin? A turtle, a cat, a pork belly pig, a dog, and a rat. They are all here, in cages, and a snake that went splat. What kind of a company is this? I asked my cousin. We have been here for hours. There are pets by the dozen. Hold your horses, he told me. A parrot barked back. They are bringing in a horse with a rider intact. My cousin had fallen in love with a fish. What kind of a companion is that? In a dish? You want something furry, and wonderful I said. The parrot mimicked me, and I wished it were dead. But then it said some stuff that was amazingly fun. I turned around and saw it was wearing a gun. I will protect your house, your wife and your kin. Of course he is now my own pet Little Lynn.