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My Old Bailiwick

There once was a gal named Patricia To touch her ass-ets I wisha-ed She gave me a kick In my old bailiwick And called for the local militia

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Date: 3/27/2021 10:57:00 AM
Love this one, Jack! Great sense of humor and just naughty enough to p-ass-et!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2021 3:05:00 PM
Some p-ass-ets eh! LOL A sneaker bugger... cheers! Milton!!!
Date: 3/27/2021 8:37:00 AM
Did your wife bail you out of the clink? ;D, Good morning hugs my dear! xomo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2021 10:41:00 AM
Yes... she's such a sweetie! Love, HJ XOX
Date: 3/27/2021 7:25:00 AM
No touching, they'll chop em off lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2021 8:29:00 AM
Awww that's no fun!!!!!!!

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