My Old Bailiwick

There once was a gal named Patricia To touch her ass-ets I wisha-ed She gave me a kick In my old bailiwick And called for the local militia
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Hankins Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 10:57 AM
Love this one, Jack! Great sense of humor and just naughty enough to p-ass-et!
Ellison Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 3:05 PM
Some p-ass-ets eh! LOL A sneaker bugger... cheers! Milton!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 8:37 AM
Did your wife bail you out of the clink? ;D, Good morning hugs my dear! xomo
Ellison Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 10:41 AM
Yes... she's such a sweetie! Love, HJ XOX
Cunningham Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 7:25 AM
No touching, they'll chop em off lol
Ellison Avatar
March 27, 2021 at 8:29 AM
Awww that's no fun!!!!!!!
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