My New Device

I found a bargain at the smart-phone store Let out a cry; felt I'd won the war I took it home, where it soon broke down My smile was gone, replaced by a frown I took it back, and showed the clerk He told me that he couldn't help Items 'On Sale' -- no returns or exchanges So, I said I'll write a review on 'Yelp' … The clerk changed his tune, and in a flash I had a new device, with a deep price slash Thanked him profusely and went on my way Booted it up ~ it burned and crashed