My Mistress' Eyes Are Nothing Like the Sun

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun. 
Her skin's mahogany, not regal white. 
She slaps on paints and fillers by the ton, 
and has the dress sense of an anchorite. 

Fastidious? Only in her brand of beer. 
Brash burger joints are where she likes to dine. 
She'd rather look at Fonzie than Vermeer: 
thinks maybe vampires dwell in Wittgenstein. 

It's Oprah Winfrey over Orson Welles, 
and Justin Bieber beats Thelonius Monk: 
she'll read "Hello!" before the Book of Kells, 
and Chateau Margaux's just for getting drunk. 

A fiery, funny, perky popinjay? 
I wouldn't have her any other way.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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February 20, 2017 at 11:04 AM
That Swings! And it made me laugh out loud. I am perhaps young, but I love The Fonz too hahaha. Plus I learned a new word again: popinjay. I love learning new words.
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February 20, 2017 at 11:27 AM
LOL I'm really glad that you liked it.
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February 20, 2017 at 10:46 AM
Awesome! Dressed to the *7*s for me :)
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February 20, 2017 at 11:27 AM
You're very kind, Maureen.
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