My Measuring Cup

My Measuring Cup As usual I have been accused of mis-placing the measuring cup again. Aha. She found it in the dishwasher exactly where she left it. So here is My Horn Haiku to describe the event with. Guess what I found out? Another measuring cup Is missing again. Is so intensive Women will find offensive Men on defensive. No one should abused And Golden Rule always will use No perfect excuse. What I now assume There will be one in each room Including a broom. Not only does she have a food fetish. but a cleaning one as well. Always wondered why I am always being taken to the cleaners. Jim Horn