My Measuring Cup
My Measuring Cup
As usual I have been accused of
mis-placing the measuring cup
again. Aha. She found it in the
dishwasher exactly where she
left it. So here is My Horn Haiku
to describe the event with.
Guess what I found out?
Another measuring cup
Is missing again.
Is so intensive
Women will find offensive
Men on defensive.
No one should abused
And Golden Rule always will use
No perfect excuse.
What I now assume
There will be one in each room
Including a broom.
Not only does she have a food fetish.
but a cleaning one as well. Always
wondered why I am always being
taken to the cleaners.
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016
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