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My Hybrid Dog

A Hybrid Dog At first, my dog seemed normal to me Doing the things that dogs do Then he started signaling for turns And stopping for red lights, too There came a time when he wouldn’t poop Like anyone else, he missed ‘em A trip to the local mechanic revealed A clogged emission system Then whenever it started to rain He started acting real hyper So I took him to the auto parts store And fit him out with a wiper Whenever a stranger came to the door He yapped as you’d assume But soon he stopped his barking And started to go ‘VROOOM” Things went smoothly for a while He did nothing for which I was sorry Until I caught him at the curb Trying to hump a Ferrari Yesterday, he lapped up some gasoline At the station yesterday He ran in circles real crazy, Then sprinted like mad away He ran for no more than a block Then keeled over, I feared he was dead But no reason at all to be alarmed He just ran out of gas instead I love my dog without condition No matter what it requires He’ll always have a home with me Until his warranty expires

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 6/1/2017 7:17:00 PM
This is funny Alan. Your stuff is right up my alley. Really enjoyed it.
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