My Husband Came Up Missing

( MY HUSBAND CAME UP MISSING ) My husband came up missing, I`ve looked all over the place. Under the couch, in the closet, theres not a single trace. He was home when I went to work today, I heard him snoring. My neighbor 3 blocks away, said he heard that he was exploring. It doesnt make any sense, why would he go away. He didnt bring any luggage with him, where would he stay. Ive checked in the bathroom, I even looked in the shower. I looked inside the frigerator, and underneath the flower. My husbands got to be somewhere, his car is still at home. I checked the bed and under the covers, I even checked his comb. Now I`m frantic looking everywhere, he`s got to be playing tricks. I heard a noise in the wall, so I tore down all the bricks. Then a neighbor walked in the front door, and asked what I was doing. I told them about my missing husband, and how I been pursuing. They looked at me and laughed away, I felt like a tiny mouse. They said the reason I couldnt find him, is I was in the wrong damn house.