My Honey Dooooooo List

my honey do's should be my don'ts but for some reason I can't say I won't "yes honey I'll change your oil" "ok I'll bring them shrimp to a boil" listining to your mom oh what a bore "yes honey I'll get smokes from the store" "ok I'll get the kids from school" "yes I'll bring you a towl to the pool" "no honey I won't go to the bar" "ok I'll fix the brakes on your mom's car" "yes I sent your mother's birthday card" "oh god I guess I'll rake your mom's yard" I wish I could get a little bit of proof while I'm putting shingles on your mom's roof "jeeze now I'm doing her plumbing in pex" when all I want is a little bit of SEX! by Capt. Mike!