My Funeral Guidelines

At my funeral they will be playing Helen Reddy “I am woman, hear me roar!” Cher’s “Gypsy’s, Tramps and Thieves” And Adam Lambert. I love all his stuff! I will be sitting behind my grandchildren, sending them the giggles My besties will tell the funniest stories; there will be no crying. People will be lying in the aisles kicking their feet in joy As they hear how cute, clever, silly and insanely fun I am. Flowers? Not unless they are marigolds. They make my cousin Suzanne break out, I would like to see her face as a big red strawberry welt one last time.