My Favorite Poet of Poetry Soup

My favorite Poetry Soup poet, the most honorable L Milton Hankins His avatar is predominately on the home page, he’s the big tamale Obey grammar rules and suggestions or you’ll get written spankins No matter who you are, or where you’re from, the U.S.A. or Somali A great mentor; informs us about syntax, if you know how to spell well “Addicted to unnecessary words” superfluous on any subject, in all forms “Sasquatch” to stirring “Apple Butter” renowned for his fav—the villanelle Painting lovely scenes in the City of Lights “Christmas at Paris” he adorns Says it’s so nice to be complimented, it always makes his innards squirm Distracted by a miserable bully, while enjoying his time here at the Soup I only get three stanzas, otherwise an essay I’d write like for a mid-term Or I’d tell you more of the poetess dishing out nasty like a nincompoop!