My Epitaph Writ Large

My epitaph writ large... courtesy third person singular. Mise en scène pour décès pardon his feeble attempt at French, a unilingual English language quibbling, and scribbling mensch strongly advises applying left handed monkey wrench, which custom designed tool assigned impossible mission to discern sense and sensibility regarding following poetic thread subject of a fool's errand. Mein kampf witnessed, punctuated, and evinced courtesy final breath automatically triggering (tumblr to activate) final curtain call and unremarkable death. As stipulated in the living will cremation of his lifeless body cremated into soft gray powder. A prerecorded hashtagged obituary downloaded to individual smartphones and simultaneously appeared on the following poetry websites: COSMOFUNNEL, Hello Poetry, Neopoet, My Poetic Side, Poetry Soup, PoetryNook, PoetryVibe, Prose| A community of readers and writers, and All Poetry. He hesitated and lost out on game of life big time even fumbling crafting reasonable rhyme noshing, spending, and whiling inordinate amount of hours squirreled away in his bedroom surrounding himself with reading material. He amassed fountainhead of knowledge quietly engorging cerebral gray matter whereat noggin swelled up rivaling globe, but Atlas shrugged at him, whose head resembled the first Chinese brother who swallowed the sea. Odd his voracious appetite to buzzfeed with one after another binary byte zealous precocity to engross himself with storied reading material that does extremely excite (at the expense of healthy socialization) where his imagination took flight, nevertheless myopic eyes of his did glean insight keeping his cute button nose between pages of choice morsels to appease hunger keeping himself awake drinking high test coffee during darkness aided by jacklight processing meaty material with might experiencing abundant, exultant, intoxicant, over-extravagant joie de vivre day or night, a balm, elixir, inebriate... quite the panacea to abet emotional incapacitation which entails crafting poems oftimes spending efforts with efforts undertaking rewrite unwittingly garnering a fanbase courtesy ideology doth unite.