My Denture Plate

If there's one thing in the world that I truly do hate, it's the fact that I must slip into the north of my mouth a denture plate. "You'll adjust," I was told, "Soon it will feel a part of you." They were wrong however. It's simply not true. I lost the bulk of my teeth at an ERA protest ralley when an individual who didin't believe as I did kicked the crap out of me, and now I pay the price so ironically, cause no women want to sleep with a guy whose lost the bulk of his teeth.