My Contribution To the Cheesy Cheating Contest

Here is my little cheating song, Contribute to this gross contest and play along, I was cheated on many years ago, It hurt like hell this you should know, Anyways she came back home to me, She used a condom to you see, But condoms do not always work, So I got something from the jerk. It cleared up with some pills and surgery, But the heart was filled with pain and misery, So go ahead write your poems and make fun, It just proves your heart is with the evil one!