My Computer

Saw an AD in with my mail
“BIG COMPUTER SUPER SALE”
Special offer “WHILE THEY LAST”
Hurry cause they’re “GOING FAST”

Perfect “HOME AND OFFICE TOOL”
God they played me for a fool
It’s a must for Games –N- Work
Now I feel like “SUCH A JERK”

Endless stream of 1’s and 0’s
What’s it up to? Noone knows
It’s much more then “SCREWS AND NUTS”
This thing really “HATES MY GUTS”

“FILE NOT FOUND” it’s there, I bet
Somewhere on the internet
Screens flash by, to fast to see
Who did that? It wasn’t me

Can’t keep up, I know, I’ve tried
It can find us, when we hide
You can run but won’t get far
(FOUND A CHIP IN MY NEW CAR)

Plans to end the human race
Leaving them to take our place
In it’s “SOFT GREEN,EVIL GLOW”
All my thoughts, it seems to know

I’m to scared to go to bed
And must wear foil upon my head
If it works, who knows? How well?
Against True Evil Spawned From Hell!

As you play or while we chat
Get some foil and make your hat
If we try, I think we can
Stop their wicked, evil plan.


Kenneth Gentry
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Dietrich Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 2:02 AM
yes, they are quite evil to me as well, those little monsters. I don't even know how to operate a smart phone! I enjoyed reading this. Soup mail. Go see my message please.and welcome to Soup!!
A  Avatar
July 16, 2013 at 10:55 PM
wow! entertaining. love it....SKAT
Andresen Avatar
July 15, 2013 at 5:16 AM
- Nice to read your poem Kenneth - Well written and funny! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
Gentry Avatar
July 15, 2013 at 5:33 AM
Thank you very much
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