My Cats

I’m here when you want to snuggle up Climb on my tummy and purr in my face But don’t lick me with that nasty tongue After you’ve licked your private place And don’t knit my shirt to sharpen your claws ‘Cause there’s still cat box residue on your paws But I love you anyway And I love you every day You’re my fur ball friends of so many years And I thank God every day that you’re here So, I’ll feed you every day Shine the laser light so you can play Make sure your cat box is always fresh And when you puke, I’ll clean up the mess I’ll let you curl up with me in bed I’ll bury you if you wake up dead I’ll cry as I cover you up with dirt And pray to God to stop the hurt Because I love my little fur ball friends And I’ll love you until the end But, let’s not think about what may occur Let’s enjoy every day, my balls of fur Let’s love one another; let’s frolic and play Let’s snuggle and cuddle and purr every day I’ll take care of you; you take care of me And you’ll be the happiest cats you can be You’ll keep my blood pressure unusually low You’re better for me than you’ll ever know And that’s why I love you, my fur balls of joy I’m sorry, however, that you’re no longer boys Oops! I slipped I had you snipped Was it that bad? I hope you’re not mad Have some ‘Kitty Delight’ You’ll forget by tonight Meow, meow Prrrrrrrr