My cat can’t be happy

Ok God hear it is I spent eons perfecting an animal that cares about nothing I call it a……Cat Gabriel beams as he places it gently in Gods lap Could you please remove it It is making a weird noise and is constantly nipping me with its claws Sorry your Lordness Gabriel lifted the cat from his maker Before we begin the test I hope this is better than your last attempts What was it again….God stroked his head Yes the Dodo The duck filled platypus Oh and let’s not forget the humans So …., shifting back on her throne…..test 1 Obey your maker Come here……his finger pointing just beside her feet The cat drew its eyes and darted off in chase of some flickering light Okay good start…but let’s not celebrate too soon Gabriel Her me Cat sit she sat transfixed by the cat as it curled itself into a donut and fell asleep he glanced at Gabriel………very impressive The cat leapt from its prone position It jerks in juxtaposition with its grunts Finally ending its exorcism in a matted tuft of regurgitated fur