My Blood Belongs To You

My glucose is too high
My salt test says it could kill me
My weight is over the limit by a pound
My X-ray is dark and dim

But, the butter finger she wants to give
Take your pants down and put on the gown
While slickering up her finger
As I gasp for air

Really I say!
Can’t this wait for another day?
Bobby, do you want to die
No, I say

But really can’t this wait for another day? 
Give me a Twix or a snicker bar 
But gee wiz Doc why the butter finger?
Today is just not my lucky day!

What kind of Doctor is she
She doesn't even know what candy I like

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 10/23/2019 11:49:00 AM
Hi Bobby, You took a important situation and added your sense of humor ( You see the image in my head). I laughed out loud with this one. Have a fantastic day my friend:-) Alexis
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Date: 10/23/2019 4:33:00 AM
You made me chuckle, I hope you’re doing ok lovely :-) x
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Date: 10/23/2019 12:11:00 AM
Bobby, A funny poem to be sure. Butt important. -Richard
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Bobby May
Date: 10/23/2019 12:18:00 AM
LOL Richard yes for sure theses butter finger test are important.
Date: 10/22/2019 11:49:00 PM
OMG I lolled at 'butter finger' with my hubbies cancer he had lots of those exams - I can't ever look at a twix bar now without thinking of this poem! On a serious note these tests although unpleasant do save lives:-)hugs Jan xx
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Bobby May
Date: 10/23/2019 12:17:00 AM
Oh do I know they are important my sweet twixy friend!!
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