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My Blood Belongs To You

My glucose is too high My salt test says it could kill me My weight is over the limit by a pound My X-ray is dark and dim But, the butter finger she wants to give Take your pants down and put on the gown While slickering up her finger As I gasp for air Really I say! Can’t this wait for another day? Bobby, do you want to die No, I say But really can’t this wait for another day? Give me a Twix or a snicker bar But gee wiz Doc why the butter finger? Today is just not my lucky day! What kind of Doctor is she She doesn't even know what candy I like

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Alexis Y.

Date: 10/23/2019 11:49:00 AM

Hi Bobby, You took a important situation and added your sense of humor ( You see the image in my head). I laughed out loud with this one. Have a fantastic day my friend:-) Alexis

Elaine Perrin

Date: 10/23/2019 4:33:00 AM

You made me chuckle, I hope you’re doing ok lovely :-) x

Quoth Theraven

Date: 10/23/2019 12:11:00 AM

Bobby, A funny poem to be sure. Butt important. -Richard

Bobby May
Date: 10/23/2019 12:18:00 AM

LOL Richard yes for sure theses butter finger test are important.

Jan Allison

Date: 10/22/2019 11:49:00 PM

OMG I lolled at 'butter finger' with my hubbies cancer he had lots of those exams - I can't ever look at a twix bar now without thinking of this poem! On a serious note these tests although unpleasant do save lives:-)hugs Jan xx

Bobby May
Date: 10/23/2019 12:17:00 AM

Oh do I know they are important my sweet twixy friend!!