My Age Dream

My teeth hurt. No wait. It is my gums. My gums are sore. Chewing is a killer. I am pretty sure I have periodontal disease. I will probably die. My husband rolls his eyes. My weight is killing me. I think I am crushing my lungs when I lay down. When I eat I can hear my esophagus crying. My colon is screaming; I might die. My husband keeps his mouth shut. My ankles have arthritis. When I step down it feels like they are broken. Sometimes it is my right ankle. Other times my left ankle. I will probably die. My husband will be long gone, on to a younger woman.