Mutiny Against Stupidity

The world is like a sea The countries are mobile ships When a great plague washes over Not from scruby, but from corona. The colonial ships take extreme measures To keep their colonies safe and secure By staying indoors to keep the disease out Wear the bandana masks to protect from it Keep six feet apart unless ye be six feet under water Only go out to get what supplies was needed. Yet there are rebels that refuse to follow The strict rules that Captains issued So they take their own mobile tiny ships Out to sea into foreign waters Where the rules don't apply. They protest and party They wear no masks They conga in a line Six inches close together As they konga to the music. These rebel pirates have restraint THey know not of the consequences THat were to follow with their recklessness Which worries the Larger Country Ships. But! All hope is not lost For these dear lost souls Out in the great blue sea Flies colony ships of hope Six feet apart their ships be! That bear the jolly roger of true rebellion! These true rebels are rebelling Against the Pirates of Dumb Those who would break order Because they want to raid islands To steal gold and toilet paper! These true rebels of justice Come from far and wide To stand up to these heartless fools Who would disgrace the order! Their justice swift and true Striking them with blades of truth To knock some sense into them Cannon fire of sanity Bursts their ships of insanity! For these heroes who are combating The dumb pirates that broke away From their home ships that tried to protect them From the true terror that would take them To Davey Jone's Locker! While many were quaratined safely The Captains of Stupidity of their ships With their crew fell ill to the virus And never awakened to the sound of gold clinking THeir bodies thrown to the sea Where Davey Jones takes them to be sealed in his locker. The Heroes of Justice and Truth Returned the rebels back To their loved ones For they learned their lesson Took the order seriously. As time passed on The virus vanished When a vaccine was found By the smartest of pirates That saved the lives of millions. The country ships returned back to exploring the world Having adventures, chasing their dreams But most of all the greatest treasure That they could ever ask for Was being free once again. All thanks to the heroes Who stood up against the dummies Whose actions nearly took millions But the true rebels were those Who rose the flag To mutiny against stupidity.