Must Read Till the End

She speaks to you in ways I never could. She holds your interest for hours at a time. She makes you laugh. She makes you smile.  You gaze into her eyes and the whole world stops.  You can't take your eyes off of her as she pulls you into her web.  You think I dont see it? You think I don't notice all the games you play? Or maybe you just don't care anymore. Its shameless. You can't keep your hands off of her, touching her with such tender care. You wouldn't dream of hurting the poor darling. She has your full attention always and she stays by your side constantly.  But the  both of you are careful to stay out of my reach.  Are you afraid she will tell me all of your secrets? You say she's so smart, but it doesn't take a genius to see that she's the reason we keep drifting farther and farther apart.  I only clean your house, and entertain your friends, take care of our children, cook your dinner,  and bring you a paycheck every week.  Yet I  have to swallow your devoted and undying affection for her, while i am ignored. It's getting harder every day. It's obvious who your loyalty belongs to. It's very clear who you want to spend your time with. Every bill we have would go unpaid before you'd let that money hungry out of your life. This house isn't big enough for the both of us. So go on and get your intimate time in the bathroom with her while you still can. I know you look forward to those private moments alone.   But remember this.... she will drop you in the blink of an eye. She is unpredictable and can not last as long as I would have. Her buttons can be easily pushed and she can't be trusted.  She's full of glitches.  She is high maintenance and she lies constantly.  And she will never ever be the warm, caring, sensitive and real woman that you want. Because she is not real. She's a ing cell phone you moron!  And I'll never be second to a cell phone again.   She can have you.