Music On the Car Radio

When The Beach Boys or Cher comes on the radio Watch out! Stay off the highway! Give me room! For I turn into a sixteen-year-old invincible driver. I push that petal so hard Glaring at it For it no longer goes to a hundred and ten. Damn! When Bette Midler or Mama Cass comes on the radio Get off the freeway. Save yourself! I am tearing up the road. Leaving a trail of pure rubber behind me, Scaring all the old ladies in the other cars. Damn teenage driver! They scream Shaking their plump old fingers at me Having no idea I am sixty-eight years old As I fly past them,daring myself to die.