Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Ok, that's about all I can say That's the only truth to this story The rest really happend this way Muffet was only her nickname Those who knew her called her, Myrtle And the spider wasn't a spider at all But a metalic invisible turtle You see, Muffet had problems, everyone knew This girl, had seen things forever And anywhere that muffet would go Somehow, they were always together They tried everything, but nothing would help They even bought her a cat But it wasn't too long, that cat disappeared And no one knows where it's at They took her to fancy doctors But nothing helped, none, knew what to say Then, finally, they had a suggestion That would send her turtle away What if everyone pretended That the turtle she saw was real Would she think the whole town was crazy How would that make Muffet feel? So, the metalic invisible turtle That caused people to always complain Is now a part of of their everyday life But now the whole town is insane