Mueller Report Equals Unexpected Coup For Trump

Much to my chagrin barely discerned, noticed above the celebratory Republican din the commander in chief all smiles with engined haired cohorts evincing ear to ear tousled grin, feather in cap for apprenticed president and kin, which exemption, sans suspected collusion deflated balloon, asper impeachment with figurative pin, hoof foresees unbridled spin and reluctantly I admit a win for oval office occupants, now crowing with dens zen of Democrats nemesis, sought after cat in bag to snag the 20/20 election - dag nabbit, now suddenly hands off to hot synonymous to a burning flag infuriating an angry red bull, whereby kicked up dust dost gag, no doubt Donkey Kong doth lag behind Elephant given boost regarding race to occupy Oval Office, (bout 18 months hence) with swag, yet partisan bickering promises divisiveness about conclusion Robert Mueller, political party in power will flout, and hammer home (sic) cull doughboy Putin on Ritz with nary a pout, and suddenly a shoe win victory... finds this average Joe Biden envisioning a rout as campaign soon begins in earnest unwise to toss in hat, and tout positive opinion billionaire tycoon barren glistening pearly whites, and smug Darren any naysayer to cross twittering account Heron, now that his ego the size of Taj Mahal, where head honcho rear in to pull out all stops with unsheathed claws tear wren into every mass media to disseminate latest twist, deflecting opprobrium with many voters pissed and disillusioned at unsubstantiated list of purported high crimes and misdemeanors, perhaps taking cheeky liberty, viz various sundry gals tubby kissed rapidly punctuating exhortations grist for milling potential resurgence with pumping fist feeling on top of the world, no doubt glad to exist.