Mrs Claus Is Conned

His wife did the presents instead,
as Santa was staying in bed -
he thinks she is slow
and she didn't know
the elves were all giving him head!

for Andrea's Christmas limerick contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021


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Date: 12/29/2021 11:12:00 AM
it is bawdy but all in good fun, Jack. Best regards // paul
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Date: 12/27/2021 4:15:00 AM
Wow! Interesting work! Congratulations!
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Date: 12/26/2021 9:42:00 PM
Congratulations on your win , Jack , great limerick . Hugs Eve
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Date: 12/26/2021 2:25:00 PM
You are ruining my image of the jolly old elf with this naughty one Jack, but it is funny! Congratulations on your win! Blessings xxoo
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Date: 12/25/2021 12:38:00 PM
Dear Jack, poor Mrs. Clause.. Santa’s on the naughty list for sure.. lol!! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan
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Date: 12/24/2021 7:54:00 PM
Hi Jack, I echo what Kim said. Congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-)Alexis
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Date: 12/24/2021 6:40:00 PM
Bawdy indeed! Congrats!
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Date: 12/24/2021 4:15:00 PM
Jack, that was pretty good bawdy humor. So glad you entered my contest and big congrats on your win. Merry Christmas. I think it must be about that time in England right now.
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Date: 12/21/2021 4:39:00 PM
G'day Jack ... oh boy, and here's Mrs. Claus thinking she's helping Santa. Big mistake - thank you Jack - Lindsay
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Date: 12/20/2021 1:23:00 PM
OooHoo! Santa got kinky in his old age! For Shame Santa! God Bless, JB
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Date: 12/20/2021 6:20:00 AM
Saucy and nice one, jack. All the best for the festive season and new year. Harry
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Date: 12/18/2021 10:10:00 AM
Does not sound as if she is missing much, if anything, but explains why there is no offspring . . . .
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Date: 12/17/2021 4:53:00 PM
you are one cheeky guy jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/17/2021 4:13:00 PM
Oh my, Jack. As an elf, I would resent this! But, it's all in fun, so, let's get on with the show!
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Date: 12/17/2021 2:44:00 PM
Not so sure about this one. Kind of on the border of nothing being presentable. Thanks for all your visits to my page. Sara
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