Jack Horne Poet Limerick

Mrs Claus Is Conned

His wife did the presents instead,
as Santa was staying in bed -
he thinks she is slow
and she didn't know
the elves were all giving him head!

for Andrea's Christmas limerick contest

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Paul Callus December 29, 2021 at 11:12 AM it is bawdy but all in good fun, Jack. Best regards // paul

Christuraj Alex December 27, 2021 at 4:15 AM Wow! Interesting work! Congratulations!

Eve Roper December 26, 2021 at 9:42 PM Congratulations on your win , Jack , great limerick . Hugs Eve

Connie Marcum Wong December 26, 2021 at 2:25 PM You are ruining my image of the jolly old elf with this naughty one Jack, but it is funny! Congratulations on your win! Blessings xxoo

Susan Ashley December 25, 2021 at 12:38 PM Dear Jack, poor Mrs. Clause.. Santa’s on the naughty list for sure.. lol!! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan

Alexis Y. December 24, 2021 at 7:54 PM Hi Jack, I echo what Kim said. Congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-)Alexis

Kim Rodrigues December 24, 2021 at 6:40 PM Bawdy indeed! Congrats!

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2021 at 4:15 PM Jack, that was pretty good bawdy humor. So glad you entered my contest and big congrats on your win. Merry Christmas. I think it must be about that time in England right now.

Lindsay Laurie December 21, 2021 at 4:39 PM G'day Jack ... oh boy, and here's Mrs. Claus thinking she's helping Santa. Big mistake - thank you Jack - Lindsay

Judy Ball December 20, 2021 at 1:23 PM OooHoo! Santa got kinky in his old age! For Shame Santa! God Bless, JB

Harry Horsman December 20, 2021 at 6:20 AM Saucy and nice one, jack. All the best for the festive season and new year. Harry

Rico Leffanta December 18, 2021 at 10:10 AM Does not sound as if she is missing much, if anything, but explains why there is no offspring . . . .

Jan Allison December 17, 2021 at 4:53 PM you are one cheeky guy jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins December 17, 2021 at 4:13 PM Oh my, Jack. As an elf, I would resent this! But, it's all in fun, so, let's get on with the show!

Sara Kendrick December 17, 2021 at 2:44 PM Not so sure about this one. Kind of on the border of nothing being presentable. Thanks for all your visits to my page. Sara