Mr Silly's Retort

Mr. Tim's fired a limerick back at me Usually I give 'em, not get 'em you see Surprised me somewhat Coz I'm not one to strut When I do, I rent out my body for free! © Jack Ellison 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Nunez Avatar
March 10, 2015 at 9:02 PM
Jack, late this maybe, but I was busy, still, a promise is a promise. Go to my page: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/whats_in_jack_ellisons_sack_651124
Ellison Avatar
March 10, 2015 at 9:11 PM
No apologies necessary my dear Kim! Heading over there shortly! Love ya dear Kim!!! xxx
Jones Avatar
March 9, 2015 at 9:58 AM
Jack and his crap....oh my what have I been missing?...:-) :-) :-)
Ellison Avatar
March 9, 2015 at 10:23 AM
Ah! That's CPAP... not CRAP! LOL But you knew that didn't you??? Huggsies Donna dear Donna! xxx
Nunez Avatar
March 9, 2015 at 5:12 AM
LOL! Maybe I'll really have to come out with that lim Jack and his CPAP. Oh no...you don't like it...You prefer the isms of Jack...way to go...keep on with your strut!
Ellison Avatar
March 9, 2015 at 7:16 AM
On the contrary, "Jack and his CPAP" LOL I'm awaiting! I'm strutting! Love and hugs, Jacko xx
Smith Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 5:11 PM
lol.....Jack put his ole bod out for rent.... The wife got mad and did vent...threw him out of the house...now he lives with a mouse....in a 1940's pup tent
Ellison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 6:52 PM
Great comeback Mr. Timothy! Hey don't knock it... those 1940s pup tents were quite cozy!!! LOL But that mouse... peewww!
Chircop Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 5:08 PM
lol : )
Ellison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 6:48 PM
Happy it gave you a tickle my dear sweet Charmaine! :) xxx
Allison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 5:05 PM
ha ha ha Jack - great banter - keep it up:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Ellison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 6:47 PM
We are having fun dear Jan... I ain't stopping! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
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